Total Medals Earned: 360 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,060 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (180/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You survived being shot down in the woods, grats!
Medals Earned: 10/18 (190/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 5/13 (25/320 points)
Do you have the guts to start play?
Infect your first PC!
Win a gold cup!
Code 50 viruses!
Build
Code 200 viruses!
Build 200 turrets!
Complete the game.
Code 500 viruses!
Build 500 turrets!
Complete the game with at least all silver cups.
Upgrade everything at maximum level.
Complete the game with all gold cups.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?